July 06, 2008
Living Dead (Six)
DARTH CHENEY: “Hitler was a CUNT!”
RUMMY: “The Eleventh-century Pope Joannes Anglicus was a chick. It’s not like it never happened before. The charade was only discovered after she got pregnant and when she fell off her horse she gave birth. Pope Joan, they call her now. They stoned her to death, but afterwards legend has it that the Papacy instigated a ceremony whereby the Pope-in-waiting would have to sit on a special chair with a round hole cut in the seat so one of the chosen cardinals could reach up and feel his hairy nuts.
DARTH CHENEY: “There’s that Angry Samoans song called ‘They Saved Hitler’s Cock’, but I think they got it wrong. The lyrics should have been ‘Hitler’s Cunt’, ‘They Saved Hitler’s Cunt’.”
RUMMY: “Bruno Ganz does such a great job as Hitler in Downfall (2004), but my favorite was Eva Braun’s bunker fever scene when she decides they should have a party and everyone goes upstairs to the ballroom and gets smashed on caviar and Champaign while the Russians blast away at the palace with heavy artillery. There’s the sequence when Eva is dancing on a banquet table and they take a direct hit!
DARTH CHENEY: “The Angry Samoans sing ‘If Hitler’s cock could choose its mate / It would choose Sharon Tate”, but I think the lyrics should be: ‘If Hitler’s CUNT could choose it’s mate / it would choose Pope Benedict the XVI’.
KARL ROVE: “The Nazi Pope!"
RUMMY: "Someone's gotta lick the crack of the New World pussy.”
GENERAL BETRAYUS: “But it doesn’t even rhyme.”
DARTH CHENEY: “Who cares. It’s TRUE. Ratzinger was in the SS and we know SOMEONE at the Vatican felt his balls.”
RUMMY: “When asked, ‘What’s the best gift a fan has ever given you?’ filmmaker Quentin Tarantino recently said: ‘Pussy!’”
GENERAL BETRAYUS: “He said, ‘It’s a gift that doesn’t stop giving: There’s pussy, and there’s the memory of pussy.’ I read the same quote.”